ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!
pacificcresttrail2013:

Crater lake at sunset. I feel spoiled out here.
bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

(via speightdaysaweek)

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

(Source: minato-arisato, via animeshrek)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via guy)

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

(Source: kounous, via joshpeck)

jeannette-m:

the-broken-daughter-of-gabriel:

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

chrisletoepine:

it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

Yeah, sounds about right.

(Source: junketsuqueen, via weasleyisking)